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Is it copium?

The Copium Meter. Pick a topic and find out in ten seconds how much attention it gets next to how many randomized trials back it. The number is real and sourced, the label is the joke. It rates topics, never people, and says nothing about whether anything works or is safe.

BPC-157

Pure copium

No trialsto divide attention by

Lots of attention and zero randomized-trial papers. The hype has no human trial record to point at yet.

Tongkat ali

Hype is running ahead

12,997yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is far ahead of the record.

Ashwagandha

Hype is running ahead

11,145yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is far ahead of the record.

Gua sha

Hype is running ahead

8,799yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is far ahead of the record.

Finasteride

Hype is nudging ahead

3,142yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is running a step ahead of the record.

Niacinamide

Hype is nudging ahead

2,785yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is running a step ahead of the record.

Minoxidil

Hype is nudging ahead

2,033yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is running a step ahead of the record.

Retinol

Hype is nudging ahead

1,968yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is running a step ahead of the record.

Collagen

Hype is nudging ahead

1,936yearly views per trial paper

Trials exist, but attention is running a step ahead of the record.

Creatine

Receipts check out

814yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

Magnesium

Receipts check out

777yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

Caffeine

Receipts check out

595yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

Tretinoin

Receipts check out

511yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

Melatonin

Receipts check out

436yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

Sunscreen

Receipts check out

407yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

How is it computed?

Hype is yearly English Wikipedia pageviews, a curiosity proxy and not search volume. Proof is the number of PubMed papers typed as a randomized controlled trial for the topic, from the queries on the ladder. We divide one by the other and sort the result into a tier by the rule below.

VerdictRule
Receipts check out1,000 or fewer yearly views per trial paper
Hype is nudging aheadmore than 1,000 and up to 5,000 yearly views per trial paper
Hype is running aheadmore than 5,000 yearly views per trial paper
Pure copiumzero randomized-trial papers

The first five topics were read 30 October 2026 and the other ten on 1 November 2026, all against the same attention window of October 2025 to September 2026. A trial count is depth of record, not size of effect or safety, so a deep record can still show harm and a thin one can still be a good idea. The line between tiers is ours and deliberately coarse. Read the full method.